When you care just enough to send something somewhat desirable... but not to everyone in the office

Or is it Administrative Professionals Day? Either way, I confess a certain joy at the fact that I have moved beyond the point in my life when the word "assistant" is tagged to my name.

In honor of my former employers, my former positions, and those held by friends both near and far, here's a delightful essay from Slate on why this holiday is tearing apart offices across America.